Friday, July 21, 2017

If Salman went to Hollywood…

Even though his only hollywood movie ‘Marigold’ was utter nonsense and he’s said it many a times that he will not get into hollywood again. We were thinking about what hollywood movies would suit Sallu Bhai;


  1. The Expendables – Starring Salman Khan, Sanjay Dutt, Hrithik Roshan and many more
    Only because the movie is full of guns, dishoom dishoom with less dialogue delivery and his whole fraternity can come in making it a full family feud.


2. 300 – Even though his Surili Akhiyon version of 300, ‘Veer’ didn’t do well at the box office or in his writing skills or his bank account or in his acting. We totally feel he could totally replace Gerard Butler.




3. Ride Along – starring Bhai and Varun Dhawan.


4. Titanic –  LOL YES – But only if the ‘Maine Pyaar Kiya’ malnutrioned Salman existed!


5. Fast and the Furious series – BHAI DRIVES FAST……………. Enough said!!




Any other suggestions?